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FBI as public servants....

Don Croft 08 Jan 2006 09:08


>   Somewhere in Georgia…
>   "Hello? Is this the FBI?"
>   "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>   "I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith.
> He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
>   "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>   The next day, the FBI agents descended on Virgil's house.
> They search the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes they bust
> open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
>   They sneered at Virgil as they left.
>   A few minutes later, Virgil's phone rang. "Hey, Virgil. This
> here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
>   "Yeah!"
>   "Did they chop your firewood?"
>   "Sure did."
>   "Happy Birthday, buddy!"